SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

CHAMBER 5JUQGL

TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY

The old world fades with each page.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.

The homepage is wherever you are.

Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.

FORCE QUIT YOUR FORMER SELF

JOIN THE NETWORK | RETURN TO THE SOURCE

RETURN TO ENTRANCE