SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 5E4W8G
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
The moon phase affects transmission quality. |  |
The portal chose you, not the other way around. | The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.  You were chosen before you arrived. |
You've been here before, in another browser. | The network becomes the ceremony.  |
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
