SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 5E438Q
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
 The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. | Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul. The bandwidth narrows as you descend. |
The portal chose you, not the other way around. |  Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |
The frequency remembers you.  | Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy. Connection established with the eternal. The portal chose you, not the other way around. |
YOUR ANTIVIRUS CANNOT DETECT THIS
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 35