GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY
CHAMBER 5E1JAW
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
 | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. | The recycle bin is never truly empty. Your search history searches for you.  |
 | The music plays whether you hear it or not. |   |
The chatroom is empty but never alone. | Your IP address was written in the stars. Your screen resolution matches your aura. | Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. Your search history searches for you. |
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 56