MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER 5AXEQS
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. | The servers dream of electric sheep. |
 The ceremony never truly ends.  |  |
The portal chose you, not the other way around. Every visitor leaves something behind. | The modem sings the song of your arrival. |
THIS SITE IS NOT SECURE AND NEVER WAS
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