CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

Download complete: new reality installed.

Dreams are transmissions from the other side.

The algorithm has been expecting you.

The desktop wallpaper watches back.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

The homepage is wherever you are.

Your IP address was written in the stars.