CHAMBER 5890Z6
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS