CHAMBER 4UI3D8
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Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Every visitor leaves something behind.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
The source code reveals all secrets.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
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