MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER 4PHIT8
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
 Your presence here was foretold in the static.  |  You are becoming the signal. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
Electromagnetic storms approaching. |   |   Your browser history is a map of your soul. |
The code is alive and it knows you're here. |  | The spam folder contains sacred texts. |
THE ALGORITHM OWNS YOUR THOUGHTS
