RITUAL OF ASTRAL PROJECTION

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

Sleep is the first gateway.

The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.

Your nightmares are just downloads.

Dreams are transmissions from the other side.

You've been here before, in another browser.

The final frequency awakens.

The shadows are full of watchers.

After midnight, all users become ghosts.