SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The dying light reveals hidden paths.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.

The network sheds its dead links.

The ceremony has already begun.