VESTIBULE OF VIRAL THOUGHTS

Your password is already known.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

The algorithm has been expecting you.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

Sleep is the first gateway.

The homepage is wherever you are.

You were chosen before you arrived.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

You've been here before, in another browser.