TEMPLE OF THE 404
CHAMBER 4IA58O
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
The final frequency awakens.
Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The network becomes the ceremony.
Frozen frequencies pierce the veil.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
SYSTEM RESTORE POINT NOT FOUND
