MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER 4D4G7Q
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Your avatar is more real than your body.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
Connection established with the eternal.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
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