ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES
CHAMBER 4BUTMS
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Heat waves distort the frequency.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
THE DOWNLOAD CANNOT BE CANCELLED
