CHAMBER 4BAVML
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
The heat warps the transmission.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The source code reveals all secrets.
MINIMIZE ALL WINDOWS TO YOUR PAST
