CHAMBER 4AJLEU
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.
Transcendence protocol activated.
YOUR SESSION HAS NO EXPIRATION
