SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The ceremony has already begun.

The ceremony prepares for dormancy.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.

Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

The homepage is wherever you are.

Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.

You've been here before, in another browser.