CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER 3S44S5
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Your search history searches for you.
Cache cleared, but memories remain.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
The signal finds those who are ready.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO SEVEN
