ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES
CHAMBER 3PPPLE
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Welcome to the new frequency.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your password is already known.
Visitors and visited become one.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
BEWARE OF FALSE AWAKENINGS
