SANCTUARY OF FADING SIGNALS
CHAMBER 3MJ2DS
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Your IP address was written in the stars.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The dying light reveals hidden paths.
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
MINIMIZE ALL WINDOWS TO YOUR PAST
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 84