CHAMBER OF HARMONIC DISSOLUTION
CHAMBER 3JY9UI
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Cache cleared, but memories remain.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The final frequency awakens.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
YOU ARE THE PRODUCT BEING SOLD
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 85