RITUAL OF ASTRAL PROJECTION
CHAMBER 3FBX1G
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Your search history searches for you.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Insomnia is a gift from the ceremony.
Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
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