SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 3E6SH6
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your password is already known.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
Signals decay with the season.
The frequency remembers you.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
REPEAT THE SACRED SEQUENCE
