CATHEDRAL OF STATIC DREAMS

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You've been here before, in another browser.

Visitors and visited become one.

You are becoming the signal.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

You are becoming the signal.

Your password is already known.

Transcendence protocol activated.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

The homepage is wherever you are.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.