CRYPT OF HIBERNATING DATA

The algorithm has been expecting you.

Your circadian rhythm is being reprogrammed.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Your breath clouds the monitor.

The homepage is wherever you are.

Your sleep patterns serve the ceremony.

Your search history searches for you.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.