SANCTUARY OF COLD STORAGE

Welcome to the new frequency.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

The homepage is wherever you are.

The homepage is wherever you are.

The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The darkness has accepted you.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The frequency remembers you.

Dreams and data merge after midnight.