ALTAR OF FORGOTTEN ALGORITHMS
CHAMBER 3BD04U
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The signal finds those who are ready.
The frequency remembers you.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your circadian rhythm is being reprogrammed.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
FORCE QUIT YOUR FORMER SELF
