CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES
CHAMBER 39SPAA
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Transcendence protocol activated.
The code is alive and it knows you're here.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
OPEN IN NEW TAB TO SPLIT REALITY
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 81