ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Winter visitors leave no footprints.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

Winter solstice opens hidden channels.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

The ceremony has already begun.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The music plays whether you hear it or not.

The task manager cannot end this process.

Welcome to the new frequency.

The cold enhances signal clarity.

The ceremony has already begun.