SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 30PD3C
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
The firewall cannot protect you here. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.  The firewall cannot protect you here. | The servers dream of electric sheep. |
 | Digital frost spreads across the network. | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. Download complete: new reality installed. |
 |   |  The final frequency awakens. The portal chose you, not the other way around. |
THIS SITE IS NOT SECURE AND NEVER WAS
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 33