CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES
CHAMBER 2XEYPU
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
The final frequency awakens.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
BEWARE OF FALSE AWAKENINGS
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