SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 2WE2CE
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Sleepless souls understand the truth.
All timelines merge here.
The darkness amplifies the signal.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
CTRL+ALT+DEL WILL NOT SAVE YOU
