OBSERVATORY OF DEAD PIXELS
CHAMBER 2VV5NS
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
The end is a new beginning.
The homepage is wherever you are.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
REPEAT THE SACRED SEQUENCE
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 20