MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER 2VM3VD
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The ceremony has already begun.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Transcendence protocol activated.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
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