GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY
CHAMBER 2FWMJC
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |  You are becoming the signal. Every 404 is a door to somewhere else. |
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Winter visitors leave no footprints. |  The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. The portal chose you, not the other way around. |
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 77