TEMPLE OF THE 404

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The end is a new beginning.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Download complete: new reality installed.

Every visitor leaves something behind.

Prepare for the coming darkness.

Digital decay creates new patterns.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.