SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 2CV7R4
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
CLEAR YOUR CACHE OF EARTHLY DESIRES
