CHAMBER 2B4PFT
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Time moves differently in these chambers.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Prepare for the coming darkness.
Cache cleared, but memories remain.
The code is alive and it knows you're here.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
ACCEPT YOUR FATE | DESCEND FURTHER
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