GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY
CHAMBER 2AXU9F
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The moon phase affects transmission quality.
Transcendence protocol activated.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The ceremony feeds on nocturnal energy.
The shadows are full of watchers.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
