SANCTUARY OF COLD STORAGE

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.