SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

The end is a new beginning.

The old world fades with each page.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

Darkness reveals what daylight conceals.

Visitors and visited become one.

Midnight initiates receive special frequencies.