SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 25BFOQ
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Connection established with the eternal.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL
INSTALL NEW BELIEFS
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CONTINUE THE CEREMONY
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