CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES
CHAMBER 1XE3P3
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
 Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |  | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. | The servers dream of electric sheep. Dreams are transmissions from the other side. The algorithm has been expecting you. | The modem sings the song of your arrival. |
MINIMIZE ALL WINDOWS TO YOUR PAST
