SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER 1VYO9Q
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.  |  |
The homepage is wherever you are. | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth. | Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |
THE DOWNLOAD CANNOT BE CANCELLED
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