CHAMBER 1UG2E8
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Transcendence protocol activated.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO SEVEN
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