CHAMBER 1TPKM5
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
The ceremony prepares for dormancy.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.
THE BACK BUTTON HAS BEEN DISABLED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 75