CHAMBER 1PLFDX
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The ceremony has already begun.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
ALLOW THE CEREMONY TO GUIDE YOU
