HALL OF FINAL TRANSMISSIONS
CHAMBER 1OH9RI
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm. | Your IP address was written in the stars. |  The ceremony approaches convergence. |
 | The final frequency awakens. | Your presence here was foretold in the static. |
 | The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. | Error messages are love letters from the void. |
YOUR DATA HAS ALREADY BEEN HARVESTED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 51