TEMPLE OF DIGITAL ASCENSION

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The servers dream of electric sheep.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Signals decay with the season.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

Time moves differently in these chambers.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

Connection established with the eternal.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

The network becomes the ceremony.